Snooki Killed In New Years Eve Ball-Drop Accident, America Wished

Saturday, January 1, 2011

SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ -- Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, star of the MTV reality show Jersey Shore, was killed late Friday night when the New Years Eve ball she was encased in malfunctioned and plummeted nearly twenty-five feet, all of America wished early Saturday morning. The freak accident occurred seconds into the countdown when Snooki's infamous hair poof became tangled in the ball's suspension mechanism, onlookers at the scene and viewers at home thought would be awesome. Snooki was pronounced dead live on MTV shortly after several VJs pulled her from the ball, so we'll never have to see her on tv or in magazines ever again, every single person in the whole world hoped.