Jefferson's sudden appearance, while also bending the rules of space and time, might possibly answer those from various political groups and fringe parties who have been rhetorically asking for years what our founding fathers would think of the work being done in Washington, D.C. if they were here today. "While I'm told this country has certainly made great strides, there is yet much you haven't strode, and of this I have no doubt," continued Jefferson, amidst a throng of photographers and flash bulbs. "I can also say I have no doubt that it wasn't the devil himself who created this miniature sun you call the lighted bulb."
Dismissing questions about his construction of a time traveling machine and his various time travels, Jefferson continued on in a torrid denouncement of the nation's strict dependence and interpretation of the constitution. "Did I not say no society can make a perpetual constitution or even a perpetual law? Did your current government not heed my call?," Jefferson said. "Did I not just see an enclosed and self-propelled chariot ride by? What, pray tell, is up with that?" Jefferson then declined any further comments, abruptly running frightened down the capitol steps away from reporters after a news helicopter flew overhead.
