
KYLE SNYDER
LOCAL REPORTER

Roadapples to
Buddy Alkire for drivin'
Jim Daniel's mower into the pond last Sunday. I was standin' there the whole time just watchin' and that was no accident, I'm serious.

Roses to the
Applebees in Harrisonville for those
Potato Twisters appetizers. There's a coupon for 'em in the paper.

Roadapples to the
Chili's right across from that
Applebees -- a
thirty minute wait on a Friday night? No way, I can get a
booger somewhere else, see you guys later.

Roses to
Todd Haley and the
Chiefs for runnin' the damn ball like I was sayin' they shoulda done last week. Like I was sayin', just give the ball to that
Charles kid and go get yourself a
Coke while he runs that ball up and down the field, it ain't
rocket science.

Roses to
Linda Barnes for finally puttin' her
recycle out before the right collection day. I couldn't believe it, I was headin' down to
Sam's to get a booger and hell if I don't see
'ol man Barnes' wife luggin' a big 'ol tub full a bottles and cans down their driveway. I bet when the boys picked it up the next day they were
just laughin'.

Roadapples to
Chuck Garner for shootin' his mouth off on Tuesday about that teacher's strike up there in
Wisconsin, which he obviously don't know anything about. The only thing he's ever taught is that 'ol dog a his to lay down in the back of his truck while he's runnin' in and outta
Ace Hardware a hundred times a day. You already got enough
weather stripping, Chuck!

Roadapples to
Jerry Crasnick for 'bout runnin' me off the road on Tuesday. He was in one hell of a hurry, so I figured he was just tryin' to get down to
Sonic before the
happy hour drink specials were over. I called him later and, sure enough, that's where he was goin'.