Mississippi Safest State for Unborn Children

Saturday, February 12, 2011

A possible GOP presidential candidate, Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour bragged at this week's Conservative Political Action Conference about his state's pro-life agenda, saying "Americans United for Life, I am proud to say, named Mississippi the safest state in America for an unborn child." What do you think?

Marco Moustakas
Systems Analyst
"Thanks to their worst-in-the-nation ranks for obesity and education, the safest place for that kid is definitely inside the womb away from the Mad Max-style Thunderdome of stupidity and high cholesterol that is Mississippi."

Kristi DeLonge
"Damn right, we here in Mississippi wait until after the kids are born to abuse them. That's some southern hospitality, right there, is what that is."

Jeff Lacey
"Is he saying those Mississippi fetuses are safe because they're armed? Listen, if he's saying I should go buy my unborn child a handgun, I am prepared to do that. Is that what he's saying?"